In the beginning, God created the heavens and the twerk. Wait, that doesn’t sound right.
It was the best of times, it was the twerk of times. Nope, still no.
And in the land of Austin, where the hippies lie. One twerk to rule them all.
Cue the music.
With May 13th and Sabotage, She’s Crafty rapidly approaching, so too approaches the end of a twerking era for Heather Monroe or Ray Lyn. We’re calling this one a “Loser Leaves Twerk” match! This match started out with a simple twerking contest at Sabotage’s last show, Hey Ladies. Dancing and joyousness ensued. But then things got a little heated and a brawl broke out. Then, as most dance battles do, this one came to a head in the middle of the street with Monroe calling out Lyn on Lyn’s home turf. Again, this all started over a talent show. To say things can get heated between these two would be an understatement.
Again I’ll remind you that it’s very easy for anyone to get distracted when two stunners like Monroe and Lyn start gyrating in the ring. (Let’s be honest, I just wanted to type gyrating.) And again I’ll remind you, do not be fooled. Both these women are highly skilled in the ring. We’ve seen Monroe take a ton of punishment in the ring and still find the will to keep moving forward. Ray Lyn dishes out punishment like candy on Halloween. Which of the two will come out on top is anyone guess. But the woman who does will pick up more than just lifetime twerking rights.
A win for either of these women may help to put to rest a budding rivalry as quickly as it started. With such similar competitors, their end goal is clearly working up the ladder and standing atop Sabotage. A win here would start to turn some heads. And the reason this match was officially created, the winner retains the power of the twerk. Heather Monroe and Ray Lyn bring their rivalry to Austin on May 13th, Sabotage She’ Crafty.